Thursday, 9 December 2010

Arabs are GREAT ( no offence please)




Arabs are indeed a bunch of lucky dudes….Not only because they dig petrol from barren places but also because they can marry as many times as they want to, provided they stick to number 4 by divorcing the odd one out. I have often pondered how it would be to live with 4 wives, all of them young, pretty and HOT, no matter how old you get. Perhaps it’s my testosterone which makes me think this way, but on a humane level I wonder how a man can leave his wife, just like that. Is sex so important in life that you spend a fortune on it? ( an Arab has to shell-out a ton of money as man-dowry).Will my sensitivity allow a thing like this?

The other day, after a bitter fight, I told my wife: If you think you don’t need me, if you think you are better-off without me, then let’s get a divorce. And she agreed on it, and I left the house for office in silence.

After few hours I was all regret and sad and apologetic at my temper, though as they say ‘it takes two to tango’ ( Hindi-taali ek haath se nahi bajti). I looked at my mobile wallpaper and stared at the lady and a small girl in her lap, and thought this is the same woman I thought I loved the most. I thought of all the time spent with her, and I felt sad and had a strong wish to go and hug her.

I don’t think I have enough Arab in me to marry several times. I am an emotional bloody-fool. I am stuck with one woman and will be for the rest of my life. I can never leave her, coz I love her, even if I want to. Even if she tries to divorce me I would beg  her not to leave me. I will climb a water tank, ala Dharmendra in Sholey, and shout suicide warnings and convince her to take me back as husband. Shame on me!

See why I admire Arabs? They are the only true ‘Men’ left in the world and tame enough women to their hearts desire. I wish I was born an Arab, at least in my next birth, and for that reason I believe in reincarnations. Amen.

9 comments:

Nikita Banerjee said...

First of all, make your better half read this post. Interesting I must say but then you want to be born as an Arab to marry more women in your next life?

ZB said...

My better half has read this, in fact My wife too wants to be born as an arab man so that she too can do it. Weird, isnt it? i dont understand her sense of humour.

Rashmi said...

Err!

@Nikki - I second your thoughts thoroughly.

@ZB - Felt good until your desire to be reborn as Arab just so you can do what you said you wanted do cough cough :|

On the wifey's sense of humor - excellent.

HaRy!! said...

zb lol at yur wife's weird sense of humor... meant yur comment.... well if each of us become arab in India... well then i can imagine the population! ..

ZB said...

@ Rashmi and Hary: Sarcasm is all that i meant. One wife is too many, think of those poor Arabs. Thanks :)

Raj said...

lol. how jobless are you? :P
arab's might be rich and overmarried but they can never really appreciate a relationship. and then thr aint a point left.

Purvi said...

Just came across ur blog while browsing.... but i must say that u have spoken like a true man, yet you desire to be born as an Arab...
Anyways.. consider the other side of the coin.. ur arab wife willing to share u with other women.. An Indian wife wont tolerate that, will she???
Isn't the possessiveness a high?????

Bikramjit said...

Really .. you are saying this but do you think you can handle 4 women :)

i guess we fight with the ones we love most .. its part of living together :) the best is kiss and make up ...

Also we see what is shown of the arab world what happens behind closed doors we dont know it might not be as good looking :)

Bikram's

AS said...

hii

that was a very touching post :)