Friday, 21 January 2011

I wish i were Sexy!

If I were to have my way, I would get a lot of plastic surgery done on me. Seriously, I am sick of looking the way I look, and I have been looking this way for more than 30 years now. I need a change. 

I want to get a permanent smile on my fac. My face has this permanent frown, and I look as if I have taken a permanent vow to sulk. One of my ex girlfriends even went on to say that I should smile more often and I look much better that way. I look like this serious man, like you find in the portraits of seventeenth century Englishmen with wavy, springy wig. The result is that most people, who don’t know me quite well, think I am arrogant and unapproachable…I have this image of a brainy guy who talks only hardcore economics. Damn!

I would like to have more hair on my head.At this rate, in 3 to 4 years I am sure I would look like Anupam Kher-with only few oases on a barren desert. The only solution I have right now is to completely shave it off and pretend it’s the next big fashion fad to have originated from Paris.

My butt- I get groped by my wife and she says I have a large butt, though she says it looks good and a man should have a bit of butt. But on a personal level I feel I have a bit too much of butt and would consider being a bit less butty( that’s a new word BTW)  

With almost all the Indian actors going through a surgeon’s blade and even people who are not supposed to be traditionally glamorous like Nita Ambani getting a face job, I wish one day would come when even I would have a perfect face. And also a butt.

But the thing to ponder is that some of the actors who were my favorites earlier, I have come to dislike them for the reason that their beauty has become plastic. Even if Rakhi Sawant, with all the silicone under her boobs were to stand naked before me I probably wouldn’t give her a second glance. Most Bollywood ( I hate that word) actors have more plastic than a plastic mannequin, and an undressed mannequin with all the right bulges hardly make a desirable woman.


S said...

oooo.. don't be disheartened!
U r a hero for at least two beautiful females in this world :) U should be happy!

Purvi said...

No matter what are flaws, we are just fine the way god made us :)

The unsure ascetic said...

u should have put your own pic man!

Gayathri said...

Hahaha.. That was a very good post.. And i liked your coinage.." with only few oases on a barren desert"!!

BK Chowla, said...

My suggestion.Please trust God and go about the way He has made us.

Nona said...

So.. what have you decided? Are you coming under the knife?

Bikramjit said...

WEll As Nona asked waiting for the reply :) what say

I beleive that taking panga with nature is always bad.. it does have side effects maybe not now but years down the line :)